Tuesday, November 13, 2007
WANTED
Wanted: For rebellious behavior against new owners.
Kenzie (aka Miss Kensington)was last seen this morning digging furiously out of the new owners' backyard. Her list of crimes include damage to private property as well as assault to the new owner. Previous charges include misdemeanors for excessive noise, improper use of restroom facilities, and Boppy pillow theft by her previous owners. The public should be aware that Miss Kensington is small, but dangerous. So bring your cats inside and call 1-888-KEN-ZIEE if you spot this runaway pup in your neighborhood!
